Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes, banter continues!
|“Anything can happen to us if we’re on a plane flying over a cricket stadium in India with Sir Ravindra Jadeja at the bowling crease.” – A paranoid air-hostess|
|“Don’t bother bowling him good balls, Sir Ravindra Jadeja gets out to the bad ones.” – Monty Panesar|
|“Sir Jadeja has been out of form longer than some of our guys have been alive.” – Unmukt Chand|
|“I am unfortunate that I only get to bowl at Ravindra Jadeja in the nets.” – Harbhajan Singh|
|“I saw Sir Ravindra jadeja playing on television & was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I feel that this player is playing much the same as I used to play, and she looked at him on TV and said – are you effing out of your mind?! I’d like a drag of whatever it is you’ve been smoking, chump. Now get dressed…you are going to see an ophthalmologist!” – Sir Gary Sobers|
|“I’ll be going to bed having sweet reassuring dreams of myself just running down the wicket & belting Sir Jadeja back over the head for six!” – Shoaib Malik, Shane Watson & David Warner (in unison)|
|“If I am to field when Sir Ravindra Jadeja is bowling, I will field with my helmet on. They all hit him so hard!” – Cheteshwar Pujara|
|“Sir Ravindra Jadeja has been sent by N. Srinivasan to play cricket and then go back…to Dhoni.” – Ravi Shastri|
|“Technically, you can’t fault Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Seam or spin, fast or slow every goddamn thing is a problem.” – Geoffrey Boycott|
|“The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Sir Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.” – Jacques Kallis|
|“There are 2 kinds of all-rounders in the world. One – Ravindra Jadeja. Two – Adnan Sami!” – Bappi Lahiri|
|“When Sir Ravindra Jadeja first travelled to Sri Lanka to play in yet another of those meaningless ODI series, Shahid Afridi was yet to come out of his 2nd retirement, Tiger Woods was yet to be accused of infidelity, Balotelli had never earned a red card & Kristen Stewart was still a virgin.|
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